Koepka and Bryson both stink and so do you

I am about to throw up…..

It is Noon on a Tuesday and I am looking forward to my hour of eating lunch and scrolling the ole Twitter machine. I Might even sneak a nap in and take a hit of the Juul. Only time will tell. Maybe Crypto twitter is having a day and will have some good content for me? Or maybe even Political twitter will have some hot takes brewing?

Nope.

I have somehow ended up in hell where all of the comments are “OMG Brooks woke up and chose violence”….. “UMMM I am going to go heat up my popcorn now.”

It appears Golf twitter has taken over the timeline and is somehow blind to the fact that this whole thing is a charade. Both these guys suck and different ways.

Bryson Dechambeau stinks because he has no social awareness and has a pretentious aura about him. If Brooks Koepka did not play golf, he would be the guy at all the tournaments yelling, “Saturdays are for the boys”. He is a douche.

They are both douches and you are douche for quote tweeting all of their replies with, “Inject this into my veins”.

You have ruined my lunch and not to be dramatic, you have probably ruined golf for me forever.

Go with Christ,

F.S.